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Remember the days when skin-tight leotards were accepted street clothing? What about jeans so tight that your cock and balls were on display to any and all? Do you remember the days when lookin' good on the cardboard meant more than money, more than fame, more than status?

Do you long for the days when hip hop was just a baby and 'fresh' really meant fresh (or funky fresh)? That's why watching this movie, for me, was a tour-de-force of nostalgia! I love this dang movie. Sure, sure, at first you're overwhelmed by the moves, the music, the clothes, and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Jean-Claude Van Damme????? What the hell was that?

It was only my third consecutive viewing that revealed his presence in the first Venice Beach scene. Needless to say, I laughed my proverbial ass off.

I thought this was the gayest movie ever before noticing Jean-Claude!!! Now I'm convinced! This is the GAYEST movie ever!!! But in a really good, fun, innocent way, know what I mean? I think that pretty much encapsulates the pop culture of the time. The movie is pure unintentional comedy, the best kind of comedy in my humble opinion.

The dialog is cheesy, the acting cheesier, but the dancing is hype. That's what really got me. Turbo is amazing. His body is a living rubber-band (or was anyway). A fun game to play during the film is: 'would you wear that outfit in public if someone paid you fifty bucks every time you wore it?' (The amount can be interchanged with a larger or smaller sum depending on the ridiculousness of the ensemble in question.) My final conclusion? I would wear the outfit Ozone sports to the wine-sniffing party for 200.00 a day.

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I mean, the hat is ridiculous, but fourteen hundred dollars a week? It's not that ridiculous.

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